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Out of all the creatures of the night, the vampire team is the way to go! Beyond Halloween vampires are everywhere, so why not sport your love for the fangs?

Out of all the creatures of the night, the vampire team is the way to go! Beyond Halloween vampires are everywhere, so why not sport your love for the fangs?

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

Aliens are real! They aren't just a bunch of Hocus Pocus! Well in this case, they may be! Show off your love for aliens and witches with this spooky and out of this world mashup design!

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

You have drawn The Study Girl. Whispering in a scribe's ear is a relaxing songbird whose nostalgic downtempo melodies grant focus and calm during an intense study session. Laid out before her workstation is many tools and scrolls, denoting a busy mind. This card is often associated with late night work grinds and intense sessions of knowledge crunching. If you draw this card, ask yourself these things. Do you need to chill and refocus? Are you enjoying what you are working on? Have you taken a break recently?

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this goth black and white potions pattern, with a few crystals sprinkled in. Perfect for you local witch.

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this goth black and white potions pattern, with a few crystals sprinkled in. Perfect for you local witch.

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The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

What, you think Shakespeare invented new words while he was sober? Have you actually READ Hamlet? Dude was high as a kite. Roll one out for the Bard.

Huff. Momma shark's gonna need a minute. Uh, doo doo, etc. Maybe leave this fella out of the song.

It's basic taxonomy, guys. Now who can guess what a freg looks like? That's right, a horrifying twisted abomination. Remember, if you see a freg in the wild, call the park ranger immediately.

Look, I'm just not in the mood for your landers today. Maybe you could pop over to Mars instead? Or just, y'know, stay on Earth until you figure out pollution, my atmosphere's thin enough as it is.

Summer's here and it's time to get that sweet all-over tan you've always dreamed about! Well, as tan as you can get under all that fur. Eh whatever, who needs pants? Not you, that's who!

Munchies need a little kick? Turn up the heat with this delectable bottle of saucy goodness! Eat your heart out, ketchup!

Hop on board the nostalgia train with this design featuring the famous Breakfast Club scene where Bender became a frog out of nowhere. That happened, right? Am I remembering the lyrics right?

We're here, we're queer, we're screaming as we crawl out of the ground this year! Come out in full rainbows with this flamboyantly rainbow cicada design!

Gay For Van Life! A #vanlife Adventure awaits, and your queer partner is out there with ya!! Show of your van life gear with this gay pride, retro design!

Vroom Vroom Van Daddy!A # vanlife Adventure awaits, and the van daddies out there have got you covered! Show of your van life gear with this design!

#vanlife Adventure awaits, and the mountains, canyons, rivers are calling! This retro western design is inspired by The Hermit Tarot card, and for those who like their introvert van life - cozy, peaceful, and surrounded by nature...

Nomad Van Dad! #vanlife Adventure awaits, and the van dads out there have got you covered! Show of your van life swag with this nomad inspired design!

Geese don't have 'teeth' per say. However they do have tomia. These tomia are made out of cartilage and are part of the tongue and beak rather than being separate body parts. So as you can see, screaming anxious goose have tongue teef. I HAVE ANXIETY! Honk if you agree, please...

Some Call Me An Enchantress, A Sorceress, A Witch, Or Even a Devil, But You Can Just Call Me Sexy. *winks* Show off your witchy sass and humor in this magical design!

Check out this super kawaii Prickly And Pricked Cactus! If a cactus can get pricked by a syringe for the good of the people, we can too!

Oops. Natural 1. Guess I'll just stay here then. That's fine, I'm sure my coworkers can handle the hostile merger with Orcs Inc. without me. I just handle the meeting music anyway.

Peaked in the 90's! Come on, the 90's were the best, and I definitely was getting my bling on with ring pops, and the only thing that upset me was when the spray cheese ran out... show off your 90's nostalgia with this rad design!

Check out these super kawaii lil mushroom cats! They look like little forest cuties, forage a new kitty bestie with this mushroom cats, cotttagecore pattern!

Check out these super kawaii lil mushroom cats! They look like little forest cuties, forage a new kitty bestie with this mushroom cats, cotttagecore pattern!